It's three days until Christmas and you just remembered your friend Steve's existence. Steve's a cinephile, one of those people who really loved the COVID lockdowns because he got to finish Netflix. You want to get Steve a Christmas present, because he's already made yours — a portrait of your face created from dried gummy bears and depressed seashells. (She's a beauty, Steve). So what do you get the man who has everything? (Well, he can barely afford his rent, but he has seen everything).